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Sometimes I miss my old friends and old life….

Then I log into Facebook. And ya fuck that.

paprika:

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted 

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ifimeanalottoyou:

Drugs Under The Microscope

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sixpenceee:

Because you just need this gifset of Linda Blair having her demonic contacts inserted on the set of The Exorcist 

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“ Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible. ”

—    Things I’ll teach my children (via wanksclub)

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didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

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Fuck

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