playstation2chainz:

fun game to play at the movies: not bringing your fucking baby

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

d3ssins:

my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of

  • omg
  • dude
  • (weird noises)
  • what the hell
  • i’m going to kill you
  • fuck you

precumming:

When you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

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(Source: precumming)